It-Is-Wat-It-Is

snowmiserr: one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:57:51 -0400

one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me.
and it is Akon. So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon”
he said you too and floated on.

tentacruels: On an iPhone “yolo” autocorrects to “tool” and I think that’s beautiful

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:52:07 -0400

tentacruels:

On an iPhone “yolo” autocorrects to “tool” and I think that’s beautiful

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Fri, 24 May 2013 00:51:14 -0400

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Fri, 24 May 2013 00:47:29 -0400

This is actually really sad

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:41:26 -0400

This is actually really sad

thedis-connect: when people ignore you on purpose it’s like wow thanks for reminding me that i...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:40:32 -0400

thedis-connect:

when people ignore you on purpose it’s like

wow

thanks for reminding me that i should fucking hate you

thedramaticsneeze: hoshigumayuugi: i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:39:57 -0400

thedramaticsneeze:

hoshigumayuugi:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS

same

celeryandhummus: our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:39:29 -0400

celeryandhummus:

our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s

they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”

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Fri, 24 May 2013 00:37:39 -0400

gnarly: I love it when people compliment my hair like thank you I grew it myself

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:36:41 -0400

gnarly:

I love it when people compliment my hair like thank you I grew it myself

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Fri, 24 May 2013 00:35:45 -0400

queenofbands: jackstroubleinatanktop: almightea: This is...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:02:52 -0400

queenofbands:

jackstroubleinatanktop:

almightea:

This is little Noah, if I remember correctly. He was back stage with his mom, dad, and sister. Jack tried to get him come out and play guitar for us, but the poor baby had stage fright. It was the cutest thing I have ever seen.

Spring Fever, Houston, 4/14

this man may love dick jokes and showing off his penis but god dammit he’s gonna be a great dad someday

I TRIED TO SCROLL PAST BUT I COULDNT. I REALLY COULDNT.

gaksdesigns: Tall Painting – The art of dripping paint. Artist...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:01:15 -0400

gaksdesigns:

Tall Painting – The art of dripping paint. Artist Holton Rower

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Fri, 24 May 2013 00:00:59 -0400

i-said-kneel-before-me: cyber-end-dragon: krill-ex: spicypeppe...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:00:43 -0400

i-said-kneel-before-me:

cyber-end-dragon:

krill-ex:

spicypeppers:

disturbingsteve:

The floor of a video game store, it is entirely flat

this would fuck me up

im not ok

#I’D BE WALKING AROUND THE STORE JUST HOLDING ONTO THINGS #PEOPLE LOOKING AT ME FUNNY AND I’M SCREAMING ‘WE’RE GOING DOWN’

Imagine a drunk person walking in there

motherfuckingcheese: blueeyeddrug: rape—princess: Nailed...

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:59:20 -0400

motherfuckingcheese:

blueeyeddrug:

rape—princess:

Nailed it.

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Thu, 23 May 2013 23:52:37 -0400

defend-squidgy: hardcore whispers the screaming parts

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:50:52 -0400

defend-squidgy:

*hardcore whispers the screaming parts*